This is Nikki. She is 11 and eccentric. She will threaten to tear out the throats of puppies, blondes, those who speak to her in a baby voice, and children. Thankfully, her 11 year habit of chewing rocks has rendered her relatively benign. Please don’t confuse her fat breathing (her analog to purring) for growling. Men, watch your balls. If she wants to be pet, she will shove her nose with extraordinary fervor into your genital region. She is the love of my life.
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