Legal Pro

Leslie, in a futile attempt, tries to teach me an entire semester of legal profession.

Crissy Field Stunners

 

Photoshop, I think I'm in love.

The Biggest Loser

 

The original title of this post was "cute as a button." As I began typing, Aaron shot me a glare from across the room and started spewing garbage about how he was going to beat me in our fake trial next week. This made me angry, so I changed the title. 




 

A Case of the Mondays

Today is Monday, so naturally I'm blah.  I can't seem to get motivated to do any school work which is dangerous because finals are less than a month away. My apathy and stress stew together to create the most worthless combination of unproductive whining which has rendered me friendless. Le sigh.  Nikki obviously feels the same. That's all I'm going to report on Monday.

On another, better note, I've decided to share with my faithful readers (no one, and Maddy) one of life's simple pleasures, indoor smore creation. Simple pleasures are awesome. For example I seriously, not kidding guys, love brushing my teeth in the shower. It's awesome. The minty freshness of tooth paste is such a refreshing juxtaposition to the warm humidity of the shower. Try it, and do it at the end of your shower.

Back to smores, recently I had to shop at  Costco for a camping trip. Needless to say, I ended up with a lifetime supply of  chocolate bars, graham crackers, and marshmellows among other things.  I made an incredible discovery. People, smores can be enjoyed not only in the outdoors, but at home also! AWESOME.

So here's my recipe/ instructions. ENJOY!
1. If you don't have a gas stove, forget it, get some ice cream
2. Place your marshmellow on wooden or metal stick. (I prefer chop sticks)
3. Start gently roasting it over your gas stove, be careful to not let it catch on fire
4. When you think your marshmellow is getting close to ready, use tongs (not thongs) to slightly melt your chocolate bar over the stove.
5. Once your mellow is roasted and your chocolate is melted, sandwich the two with graham crackers and voila, SMORE!